The phrase in the title was uttered one day in our previous home by one of our many little visitors. We had become used to children who, visiting for the first time, after they had a tour of the house, would come up to us and ask where our TV was. They were usually surprised to hear when I answered that we did not own one. They were even more surprised to hear that we did not have one because we did not want one. This one sweet kid went one step further than asking us where our TV was, to surmising that we must not have one because someone must have stolen it. I thought that was cute.